@font-face{font-family:"Luckiest Guy";src:url(fonts/luckiest-guy.woff2) format("woff2");font-display:swap}
@font-face{font-family:"Outfit";src:url(fonts/outfit.woff2) format("woff2");font-weight:100 900;font-display:swap}
:root{
  --bg:#09040f;--ink:#fff;--mute:#c9bfd6;--pink:#E0217F;--pink-deep:#B8135F;--pink-text:#FF7BB8;--gold:#FFC857;--gold2:#FF9A3C;--line:rgba(255,255,255,.14);
  --disp:"Luckiest Guy","Arial Black",Impact,sans-serif;
  --body:"Outfit",system-ui,-apple-system,"Segoe UI",Roboto,sans-serif;
  --pad:clamp(14px,4vw,56px);--hh:64px;
}
*{box-sizing:border-box;margin:0;padding:0}
html{background:var(--bg);color:var(--ink);-webkit-text-size-adjust:100%}
body{font-family:var(--body);font-size:clamp(1rem,.95rem + .25vw,1.125rem);line-height:1.6;min-height:100vh;overflow-x:hidden;
  background:linear-gradient(180deg,#110312 0,#110312 520px,#0b0511 60%,#0d0616)}
img,video{display:block;max-width:100%}
a{color:inherit}
:focus-visible{outline:3px solid var(--gold);outline-offset:3px;border-radius:6px}
.vh{position:absolute;width:1px;height:1px;overflow:hidden;clip:rect(0 0 0 0);white-space:nowrap}

/* top bar: logo only (no navigation: single page) */
.top{position:absolute;left:0;right:0;top:0;z-index:5;display:flex;align-items:center;gap:12px;height:var(--hh);padding:0 var(--pad)}
.brand{display:flex;align-items:center;gap:12px;text-decoration:none;font-family:var(--disp);letter-spacing:.02em;font-size:1.05rem;line-height:1}
.brand img{width:52px;height:52px;border-radius:14px;border:2px solid var(--pink);object-fit:cover;box-shadow:0 6px 18px rgba(0,0,0,.45)}
.brand span{display:none}
@media(min-width:1000px){.brand span{display:inline}}

/* hero: full-bleed, scene dissolves into the page (same as the site's v2.1 hero) */
.hero{position:relative;text-align:center}
.stage{position:relative;margin:0 auto;width:min(100%,max(640px,calc((100svh - 24px) * 16 / 9)));aspect-ratio:16/9;container-type:inline-size}
.stage picture,.stage img.poster,.stage video{position:absolute;inset:0;width:100%;height:100%;display:block}
.poster,.stage video{object-fit:cover;object-position:50% 100%;
  -webkit-mask-image:linear-gradient(90deg,transparent 0,#000 9%,#000 91%,transparent 100%),linear-gradient(180deg,transparent 0,#000 14%,#000 88%,transparent 100%);
  -webkit-mask-composite:source-in;
  mask-image:linear-gradient(90deg,transparent 0,#000 9%,#000 91%,transparent 100%),linear-gradient(180deg,transparent 0,#000 14%,#000 88%,transparent 100%);
  mask-composite:intersect}
.stage video{opacity:0;transition:opacity .7s ease}
.stage.is-playing video{opacity:1}
.wm{font-family:var(--disp);font-weight:400;line-height:.86;text-transform:uppercase;display:flex;flex-direction:column;align-items:center;
  position:absolute;left:0;right:0;top:calc(var(--hh) + clamp(0px,.6cqw,10px));z-index:2;pointer-events:none}
.wm-a{font-size:clamp(.95rem,2.4cqw,2rem);color:#fff;letter-spacing:.14em;text-shadow:0 3px 0 var(--pink-deep)}
.wm-b{font-size:clamp(2.2rem,7.2cqw,8rem);background:linear-gradient(180deg,#FFE9A0 0%,var(--gold) 45%,var(--gold2) 100%);-webkit-background-clip:text;background-clip:text;color:transparent;
  filter:drop-shadow(0 4px 0 var(--pink-deep)) drop-shadow(0 0 28px rgba(224,33,127,.45));padding:.04em .04em 0}
.wm-c{font-size:clamp(1.2rem,3.6cqw,3.6rem);color:#ff62ae;text-transform:none;letter-spacing:.02em;transform:rotate(-3deg);margin-top:-.04em;
  text-shadow:0 0 6px rgba(255,98,174,.9),0 0 22px rgba(224,33,127,.9),0 0 54px rgba(224,33,127,.6)}
.pause{position:absolute;right:max(10px,1.6cqw);bottom:max(10px,1.6cqw);z-index:3;display:none;align-items:center;gap:8px;height:40px;padding:0 14px 0 12px;border-radius:99px;border:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.28);background:rgba(9,4,15,.6);backdrop-filter:blur(8px);-webkit-backdrop-filter:blur(8px);color:#fff;font:700 .72rem/1 var(--body);letter-spacing:.1em;text-transform:uppercase;cursor:pointer}
.pause:hover,.pause:focus-visible{background:rgba(9,4,15,.85);border-color:var(--gold)}
.pause b{display:inline-block;width:10px;height:12px;border-left:3px solid currentColor;border-right:3px solid currentColor}
.pause[aria-pressed="true"] b{width:0;height:0;border:0;border-left:11px solid currentColor;border-top:7px solid transparent;border-bottom:7px solid transparent}
.stage.can-play .pause{display:inline-flex}
@media(min-width:720px) and (max-width:1099.98px){.stage{width:100%;aspect-ratio:4/3}}
@media(max-width:719.98px){
  :root{--hh:70px}
  .stage{aspect-ratio:5/6;width:100%;min-width:0}
  .poster,.stage video{-webkit-mask-image:linear-gradient(90deg,transparent 0,#000 6%,#000 94%,transparent 100%),linear-gradient(180deg,transparent 0,#000 10%,#000 90%,transparent 100%);mask-image:linear-gradient(90deg,transparent 0,#000 6%,#000 94%,transparent 100%),linear-gradient(180deg,transparent 0,#000 10%,#000 90%,transparent 100%)}
  .wm-a{font-size:clamp(.95rem,5.2cqw,1.6rem)}
  .wm-b{font-size:clamp(2.4rem,15.2cqw,5rem)}
  .wm-c{font-size:clamp(1.4rem,8.4cqw,2.8rem)}
  .pause{height:44px;width:44px;padding:0;justify-content:center}
  .pause span{display:none}
}
@media(prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){.stage video{display:none}.pause{display:none!important}}

/* under the hero */
.intro{position:relative;z-index:2;margin-top:calc(clamp(8px,2.2vw,32px) * -1);padding:0 var(--pad);text-align:center}
.kick{display:inline-block;color:var(--pink-text);font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.24em;text-transform:uppercase;font-size:.8rem;margin-bottom:12px}
.tag{max-width:34ch;margin:0 auto;font-size:clamp(1.15rem,1rem + 1.4vw,1.75rem);line-height:1.35;font-weight:600;color:#fff;text-wrap:balance}
.tag em{font-style:normal;color:var(--gold)}

/* the sign: construction board, hung by two ropes, gently swaying */
.sign-wrap{display:flex;justify-content:center;padding:52px var(--pad) 8px;margin-top:clamp(10px,2vw,24px)}
.sign{position:relative;width:min(100%,640px);transform-origin:50% -34px;animation:sway 6.5s ease-in-out infinite;filter:drop-shadow(0 22px 28px rgba(0,0,0,.55))}
.sign:before,.sign:after{content:"";position:absolute;top:-34px;width:3px;height:44px;background:linear-gradient(#e9d9a6,#b99c55);border-radius:2px;z-index:0}
.sign:before{left:15%;transform:rotate(-9deg);transform-origin:50% 0}
.sign:after{right:15%;transform:rotate(9deg);transform-origin:50% 0}
.board{position:relative;z-index:1;background:linear-gradient(180deg,#FFD84A 0%,#FFBE1F 100%);border:6px solid #1a0b00;border-radius:20px;overflow:hidden;color:#26072f;text-align:center}
.board:before{content:"";position:absolute;inset:8px;border:2px dashed rgba(26,11,0,.35);border-radius:12px;pointer-events:none}
.tape{display:block;background:repeating-linear-gradient(-45deg,#1a0b00 0 14px,#FFD84A 14px 28px);height:22px}
.caution{display:block;background:#1a0b00;color:var(--gold);font-weight:800;letter-spacing:.2em;text-transform:uppercase;font-size:clamp(.62rem,2.2vw,.8rem);padding:7px 12px}
.sign-body{padding:clamp(16px,3.4vw,28px) clamp(18px,4vw,36px) clamp(18px,3.4vw,28px)}
.sign h2{font-family:var(--disp);font-weight:400;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:.95;font-size:clamp(2.7rem,12vw,5.2rem);color:#1a0b00;text-shadow:3px 3px 0 #fff6cf,5px 5px 0 var(--pink)}
.sign .joke{margin-top:clamp(10px,2vw,16px);font-family:var(--disp);font-weight:400;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.1;letter-spacing:.02em;font-size:clamp(1.15rem,4.6vw,1.9rem);color:#5a0a3a;text-wrap:balance}
.sign .fine{margin-top:12px;font-weight:700;font-size:clamp(.78rem,2.5vw,.95rem);line-height:1.4;color:#3b1245}
.bolt{position:absolute;z-index:2;width:12px;height:12px;border-radius:50%;background:radial-gradient(circle at 35% 30%,#fff,#9b8a5a 60%,#4a3c15);box-shadow:0 1px 2px rgba(0,0,0,.5)}
.bolt:nth-of-type(1){left:14px;top:34px}.bolt:nth-of-type(2){right:14px;top:34px}.bolt:nth-of-type(3){left:14px;bottom:34px}.bolt:nth-of-type(4){right:14px;bottom:34px}
@keyframes sway{0%,100%{transform:rotate(-1.4deg)}50%{transform:rotate(1.4deg)}}
@media(prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){.sign{animation:none;transform:rotate(-1deg)}}

/* socials */
.social{padding:clamp(28px,4vw,48px) var(--pad) 0;text-align:center}
.social h2{font-family:var(--disp);font-weight:400;font-size:clamp(1.3rem,4vw,1.8rem);letter-spacing:.04em;color:var(--pink-text);text-transform:uppercase;margin-bottom:16px}
.social ul{list-style:none;display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(2,minmax(0,1fr));gap:12px;max-width:760px;margin:0 auto}
@media(min-width:760px){.social ul{grid-template-columns:repeat(4,minmax(0,1fr))}}
.social a{display:flex;flex-direction:column;align-items:center;gap:2px;min-height:64px;justify-content:center;padding:10px 12px;border-radius:16px;border:2px solid var(--gold);background:rgba(255,200,87,.08);color:#fff;text-decoration:none;transition:background .2s,transform .2s}
.social a:hover,.social a:focus-visible{background:rgba(255,200,87,.2);transform:translateY(-2px)}
.social .n{font-weight:800;font-size:1rem;color:var(--gold)}
.social .h{font-size:.74rem;color:var(--mute);overflow-wrap:anywhere;line-height:1.25}
.foot{margin-top:clamp(40px,7vw,80px);border-top:1px solid var(--line);padding:28px var(--pad) 44px;color:var(--mute);font-size:.88rem;text-align:center}
.foot p{max-width:62ch;margin:0 auto}
.foot p+p{margin-top:6px}
@media print{.pause{display:none}}

/* top nav (home + inner pages) */
.tnav{margin-left:auto;display:flex;gap:6px;align-items:center}
.tnav a{display:inline-flex;align-items:center;min-height:40px;padding:0 14px;border-radius:99px;border:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.22);background:rgba(9,4,15,.55);backdrop-filter:blur(8px);-webkit-backdrop-filter:blur(8px);color:#fff;text-decoration:none;font-weight:700;font-size:.82rem;letter-spacing:.06em;text-transform:uppercase}
.tnav a:hover,.tnav a:focus-visible,.tnav a[aria-current]{border-color:var(--gold);color:var(--gold)}
@media(max-width:420px){.tnav a{padding:0 10px;font-size:.72rem}.tnav a:first-child{display:none}}
body.inner .top{position:relative;height:76px;background:#110312;border-bottom:1px solid var(--line)}
.btn{display:inline-flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;min-height:48px;padding:0 24px;border-radius:99px;background:linear-gradient(180deg,var(--gold),var(--gold2));color:#26072f;font-weight:800;text-decoration:none;letter-spacing:.04em;box-shadow:0 5px 0 var(--pink-deep);transition:transform .2s}
.btn:hover,.btn:focus-visible{transform:translateY(-2px) rotate(-1.5deg)}
.kick{display:inline-block;color:var(--pink-text);font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.24em;text-transform:uppercase;font-size:.8rem;margin-bottom:8px}

/* Latest Drama: story cards (hard-hat yellow, tilted like pinned notices, wiggle on hover) */
.tea{padding:clamp(34px,5vw,64px) var(--pad) 0;text-align:center}
.tea h2,.phd h1{font-family:var(--disp);font-weight:400;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:.95;font-size:clamp(2.2rem,7vw,4rem);color:var(--gold);text-shadow:0 4px 0 var(--pink-deep),0 0 30px rgba(224,33,127,.4);margin-bottom:22px}
.stories{list-style:none;display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fit,minmax(min(100%,280px),1fr));gap:clamp(16px,2.4vw,26px);max-width:1040px;margin:0 auto;padding:6px}
.story{display:flex}
.story a{display:flex;flex-direction:column;width:100%;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;color:#fff;background:linear-gradient(180deg,#1d0e2b,#150a20);border:3px solid var(--gold);border-radius:20px;overflow:hidden;box-shadow:0 8px 0 var(--pink-deep),0 18px 30px rgba(0,0,0,.45);transform:rotate(var(--tilt,0deg));transition:box-shadow .25s,border-color .25s}
.story:nth-child(3n+1){--tilt:-1.1deg}.story:nth-child(3n+2){--tilt:.9deg}.story:nth-child(3n){--tilt:-.5deg}
.story a:hover,.story a:focus-visible{border-color:#fff;box-shadow:0 8px 0 var(--pink),0 22px 36px rgba(224,33,127,.3);animation:wiggle .6s ease-in-out}
@keyframes wiggle{0%{transform:rotate(var(--tilt,0deg))}20%{transform:rotate(-2.6deg) translateY(-4px)}45%{transform:rotate(2.2deg) translateY(-6px)}70%{transform:rotate(-1.2deg) translateY(-5px)}100%{transform:rotate(0deg) translateY(-5px)}}
.sc-img{position:relative;display:block;aspect-ratio:16/9;background:repeating-linear-gradient(-45deg,#1a0b00 0 12px,#FFD84A 12px 24px);overflow:hidden}
.sc-img img{width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:cover}
.sc-img img.ph{width:96px;height:96px;object-fit:cover;border-radius:20px;position:absolute;left:50%;top:50%;transform:translate(-50%,-50%);border:3px solid #1a0b00}
.pv{position:absolute;right:10px;top:10px;background:#1a0b00;color:var(--gold);border:2px solid var(--gold);font-weight:800;font-size:.7rem;letter-spacing:.16em;text-transform:uppercase;padding:4px 10px;border-radius:99px;transform:rotate(3deg)}
.sc-b{display:flex;flex-direction:column;gap:6px;padding:16px 18px 18px;flex:1}
.sc-t{color:var(--pink-text);font-weight:800;font-size:.72rem;letter-spacing:.2em;text-transform:uppercase}
.sc-h{font-family:var(--disp);font-size:1.45rem;line-height:1.08;color:var(--gold);letter-spacing:.01em}
.sc-x{color:#e8dff0;font-size:.95rem;line-height:1.45}
.sc-m{margin-top:auto;padding-top:8px;display:flex;justify-content:space-between;align-items:center;color:var(--mute);font-size:.8rem}
.sc-m b{color:#26072f;background:var(--gold);padding:5px 12px;border-radius:99px;font-size:.74rem;letter-spacing:.06em;text-transform:uppercase}
.more{margin-top:26px}
@media(prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){.story a:hover,.story a:focus-visible{animation:none;transform:translateY(-3px)}.btn:hover,.btn:focus-visible{transform:none}}

/* blog pages */
.post{max-width:760px;margin:0 auto;padding:clamp(28px,5vw,56px) var(--pad) 0}
.post.wide{max-width:1100px}
.phd{margin-bottom:10px}.phd.c{text-align:center}
.phd h1{font-size:clamp(2rem,6.4vw,3.6rem);margin-bottom:10px}
.lede{max-width:46ch;margin:0 auto 26px;color:var(--mute)}
.back{display:inline-block;margin-bottom:18px;color:var(--pink-text);font-weight:700;text-decoration:none}
.back:hover{text-decoration:underline}
.tgs{display:flex;gap:8px;flex-wrap:wrap;margin-bottom:10px}
.tg{background:rgba(255,200,87,.12);border:1px solid var(--gold);color:var(--gold);border-radius:99px;padding:3px 12px;font-weight:700;font-size:.72rem;letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase}
.pm{color:var(--mute);font-size:.9rem;margin-bottom:22px}
.pvbar{background:#1a0b00;color:var(--gold);border:2px dashed var(--gold);border-radius:12px;padding:10px 14px;font-weight:700;font-size:.88rem;margin-bottom:18px}
.prose{font-size:1.08rem;line-height:1.75;color:#f1eaf7}
.prose h2,.prose h3{font-family:var(--disp);font-weight:400;color:var(--gold);line-height:1.1;margin:1.7em 0 .5em;letter-spacing:.01em}
.prose h2{font-size:clamp(1.6rem,4vw,2.1rem)}.prose h3{font-size:1.35rem}
.prose p,.prose ul,.prose ol,.prose blockquote,.prose figure{margin:0 0 1.1em}
.prose ul,.prose ol{padding-left:1.3em}.prose li{margin-bottom:.4em}
.prose a{color:var(--pink-text);text-underline-offset:3px}
.prose a:hover{color:#fff}
.prose img{max-width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:16px;border:3px solid var(--gold);margin:.4em 0}
.prose figcaption{color:var(--mute);font-size:.88rem;text-align:center}
.prose blockquote{border-left:5px solid var(--pink);background:rgba(224,33,127,.1);padding:12px 18px;border-radius:0 14px 14px 0;font-weight:600}
.prose strong{color:#fff}
.prose hr{border:0;border-top:1px dashed var(--line);margin:2em 0}
.signoff{margin:44px 0 0;padding:22px;text-align:center;border:3px solid var(--gold);border-radius:18px;background:repeating-linear-gradient(-45deg,rgba(255,200,87,.08) 0 14px,transparent 14px 28px)}
.signoff p{margin-bottom:14px;font-weight:600}
.empty{text-align:center;color:var(--mute);margin:20px 0}
.lead2{font-size:1.2rem;line-height:1.5;color:#fff;font-weight:600;margin-bottom:12px}
.hero-img{margin:6px 0 26px}
.hero-img img{width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:18px;border:3px solid var(--gold);box-shadow:0 8px 0 var(--pink-deep)}
.prose figure.pair{display:flex;gap:10px;flex-wrap:wrap;justify-content:center}
.prose figure.pair img{width:calc(50% - 5px);max-width:240px}
.prose figure.sq img{max-width:280px;margin:0 auto}
.prose figure{text-align:center}
.prose figcaption{flex-basis:100%;font-style:italic}
.bl-faq .q{border:2px solid rgba(255,200,87,.5);border-radius:14px;padding:12px 16px;margin-bottom:12px;background:rgba(255,200,87,.06)}
.bl-faq .q h3{margin:0 0 6px;font-size:1.15rem}.bl-faq .q p{margin:0}
.bl-callout{border:3px dashed var(--gold);border-radius:14px;padding:14px 18px;background:rgba(26,11,0,.5);margin:1.4em 0}
.bl-callout h3{margin:0 0 6px!important;font-size:1.2rem!important;color:var(--gold)}.bl-callout p{margin:0}
.bl-src{font-size:.92rem}